Tuesday, April 14, 2009


Economy's getting bad... SIGH..
Look at the CAT... hahaah i laugh everytime i look at it's pose.. LOLXX..

The Old Man Story (Encouragement):

A giant ship engine failed. The ship's owners tried one expert after another, but none of them could figure but how to fix the engine.

Then they brought in an old man who had been fixing ships since he was a young. He carried a large bag of tools with him, and when he arrived, he immediately went to work. He inspected the engine very carefully, top to bottom.

Two of the ship's owners were there, watching this man, hoping he would know what to do. After looking things over, the old man reached into his bag and pulled out a small hammer. He gently tapped something. Instantly, the engine lurched into life. He carefully put his hammer away. The engine was fixed!
A week later, the owners received a bill from the old man for ten thousand dollars.
"What?!" the owners exclaimed. "He hardly did anything!"
So they wrote the old man a note saying, "Please send us an itemized bill."
The man sent a bill that read:
Tapping with a hammer...... . ........ ........ $ 2.00
Knowing where to tap......... ........ ......... $ 9,998.00
Moral of the story is ............................
Effort is important, but knowing where to make an effort makes all the difference....

Thursday, March 19, 2009

Malaysia REALLY Boleh!

Drunk Pilot on Heineken.. didnt get the joke though.. anyone knows?

EXTremely funny.. laugh non-stop

Monday, March 9, 2009


And still the best goal scored this week..... FUYOH!!!!!

noobshit crosses the ball LOW into the area...
It's been cleared but the ball falls back to him...

noobshit crosses the ball HIGH into the area...
Over everyone's head...
The ball heads toward the far end of the post...

The short goalkeeper Edwin Phang tries to catch the ball in style...
(note: it was about 7pm and the spot lights were turned on)
Suddenly one of the spot lights, the ball, and Edwin's eye were in-line
(Like Solar Eclipse - Sun, Moon and Earth)

Here's how it goes:

noobshit crosses... Edwin looks up to catch the ball
Edwin: AHHHH i cant see!!!!!!!
the ball enters the net...


Found this EXTREMELY funny video from joanne's.. lolxxx....

Monday, March 2, 2009

HITZ.fm fugitive

It's getting so kan cheong.. where is he? where is the hits.fm fugitive... hahaha

What if really someone found the hits.fm fugitive.... But he doesn't win the prize money... who would it be?

Ans: Yoda from Star Wars.


Yoda: Hitz.fm fugitive are u?
Fugitive: Fail!!!

Thursday, February 26, 2009


i found these few lines from one of the best rippers on the internet..
aXXo is his internet nickname...
Rather interesting, but i find it offensive.. =(

Our Ripper, who art on mininova,
aXXo be thy name.
Thy torrents come.
Seeding will be done,
Here as it was on suprnova.
Give us this day our latest rips.
And forgive us our leeching,
As we forgive those that leech from us.
And lead us not on to private trackers;
But deliver us from the MPAA:
For thine is the ripping, the seeding, and the glory,
For ever and ever.


p/s: Only God reigns for ever and ever Amen.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009


If i can remember clearly....

The BEST aspect of this unit/subject:
Dr. Kannan

The WORST aspect of this unit/subject:
Dr. Bala

LOLXXX.... oh oh.. got 1 more.. ultimate.....

The BEST aspect of this unit/subject:
Get to sleep during boring lectures

The WORST aspect of this unit/subject:
I get too much sleep!!

HAHAAHHA... u guys are classsic...

Making money

He bought a book in Msia for RM60
He sold the book in Aussie for AUD60

OMGSH!!!! he made more than 100% profit!!
Btw.. the book in Aussie, brand new, cost AUD110.

How I wish i can quit my final year
and sell books oni.. HAHAHAH...

Friday, February 13, 2009



Everyone's leaving for Australia. And I'm here stuck in Malaysia. Great.. What next?!?! My 4th and final year in Chemical Engineering will be so BORING!! Only 4 peeps in class. Me, Jason Soh, Cepet, and another feller i dunno whose that. Girl or guy also not sure. hahahaha...

So. FInal year project chosen. Most probably I'll be selected for the "Purification of Glycerin-Rich Solution Using Membrane Technology". Some say it's hard Some say it's interesting.
I say... YAWN.... let's see how it goes ok? I'll be under a new lecturer Dr Leo Choe Peng. Hopefully she will be a bomb to spend time with. =)

Yesterday, Hsiao Hui left for Aussie. Day before yesterday Fiona, Zhen, HuiMynn, SheauChin, TeeYen left also. Sorry cant go to the airport to send u guys off. I had my farewell as well. Done with my internship at F&N. Sigh. I Really Really Really want to go Australia!!!! Bring me!!!

What i missed about Australia -> spending time with my best buddie Timothy Tune in Melbourne. Hanging out. checking out chicks, Eating. Talking crap. Stalking facebook... hahhahaaha..

but it's now me and you jason... plz dun be so gay alright?
Why do i have mixed feelings as well.
Why is it I don't get to go aussie.
Why only got 4 peeps in my class.
Why am I single on Valentine's day.

Gonna miss YOU, you you and you...
Have FUN there.. do well and all the best!!

Monday, February 2, 2009

Something to HEHE about

[c=39]zhenhao[/c] says (10:01 PM):
sorry lar u quite famous these days

noobshit™ - says (10:01 PM):
hahaha nonsense la u..
where u heard those rumours from

[c=39]zhenhao[/c] says (10:01 PM):
serious......u see rite without wind how the trees bend?

- noobshit™ - says (10:02 PM):
beckham kick the bloody tree
then the tree bend it like beckham

- noobshit™ - says (10:04 PM):

[c=39]zhenhao[/c] says (10:05 PM):
kklar pretend i dint ask u anything\

- noobshit™ - says (10:07 PM):
ahhaha thats funny
i'm gonna blog this